Richard Priest asks:
“hey adam i have a great idea for a movie, im only 12 so i really dont know where to go to submit it and i know what ur thinking this is just some kid who is wasting your time and im wasting my own time too but as i see all those other movies out there i realize that my idea could have as much potential as those movie…. what do i do???”
Only a fool would dismiss an idea based on the youth of its author. That, or someone who hasn’t been to the cinema since 1976.
Much of what fills the 10 month void between Serious Festival Season could benefit from the wisdom of a 12 year old, rather than the narcotically skewed perception of what a 12 year old wants to see via a committee of escort abusing execs (if you really are 12, that was a car reference). That’s how stuff like Grown Ups and Scott Pilgrim gets made. Did you go and see Burlesque? I think not.
Today I watched a trailer called Real Steel. It’s a film about a boy who has a Big Robot and he gets Wolverine to train it to fight other Big Robots. This made my day because, if I was 12, this is the sort of film I’d want to see and it’s been a long time since I’ve felt that from a trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwfmV3nn6QA
I’m pretty sure that was the result of some CEO stood at his breakfast bar with his tie flung over his shoulder as he ate his bran cereal, looking at his son lying on his stomach on the living room floor, beaming wide grins of joy as he puppet-mastered an epic dual between his two favourite plastic toys.
Forgetting briefly the knot in his lower back caused by sleeping on that very couch the night before because he can’t stand to look at his wife and that his favourite “car” was already booked, something dawns on him:
“What if I could turn this moment of pure, uncynical joy as seen on my only son’s face into $$?”
And that’s how the Big Fighting Robot film got made. Probably. And seeing as it is a Dreamworks film, that means Steven Spielberg had some say in it (probably not, just go with it).
Your best bet is to send your ideas to Speilberg. He’s always banging on about being a kid in an adults body, he’ll totes love the shit out of your stuff! It worked for Brett Ratner (see special features on the Rush Hour DVD).
Just promise me one thing – don’t be anything like Brett Ratner.
Also, if you’re sitting on the next There Will Be Blood then I apologise for the patronising tone of this reply – I don’t have children and I can’t remember being 12 so I’m not sure how developed your brain is?
BEST OF LUCK!
Adam