I Made An Oath.
And I’m bloody well sticking to it.
There is a good reason for this. Bad things happen if I don’t. I once made an oath to never ever ever ever make a wedding video. Again. There was a good reason for this. A Ben-operating-a-camera-he-doesn’t-know—in-the-wrong-colour-balance-with-the-time-and-date-being-printed-on-the-screen—the-wrong-time-and-date-are-being-printed-on-the-screen—leaving-muggins-to-struggle-to-change-this-over-a-summer-holiday-stuck-inside-in-the-primitive-and-slow-college-library-adobe-premier-editing-suite-and-failing-miserably-to-achieve-this-goal-resulting-in-a-disagreement-over-payment-ie-they-didn’t-instead-they-were-already-having-separate-affairs-by-the-time-i-finished-the-bloody-thing-and-really-didn’t-want-the-piece-of-shit-anyway-type reason. I’d even managed to carefully sidestep the issue [...]