Think Shoot Distribute

I can highly recommend this. Five days during the London Film Festival with a roomful of your peers and talks by people who are generally about to or already have released their latest film, either at the festival or in the cinemas at large. The talks are interesting and arresting and you hear stuff you’d not get to hear outside of those walls, but the big thing is to increase your social circle. Friendships can be forged here, without the stiff nonsense that is the networking party. We’re working with Cassandra Sigsgaard on Hallo Panda thanks to meeting her when we were on Think Shoot Distribute, and we’re friends with many cool and exciting writers and directors thanks to spending time with them there also. That year Cass was the only producer in the room, but they have steadily increased in number until hopefully this year they’ll be in double figures. So it’s well worth putting in for. Back when we applied, there were still regional agencies who’d put money up for it. I’ve no idea where you could get it paid for now (Skillset?) but do apply, it’s worth it. Press release beneath:

Call for Applications: Think-Shoot-Distribute 2011
The 55th BFI London Film Festival is looking for 25 talented and experienced people, working in short film, documentary, TV, theatre, digital media, games, arts or commercials, who are seeking to develop a career in feature film, for Think-Shoot-Distribute 2011, the festival’s talent development scheme.  They will take part in a 5-day training programme (17-21 October) where they will meet leading filmmakers and executives in workshops, discussions and master-classes exploring all areas of making feature films and the industry. Participants will also take part in 121 sessions with course leaders and industry guests during the training week and over the following months.

Think-Shoot-Distribute is supported by Skillset through the Skillset Film Skills Fund, Adobe and The Hospital Club.

More information, guidelines and online application at: http://www.bfi.org.uk/lff/TSD

Follow us on Twitter: @TSDfilm

Application deadline: 12.00pm, Friday 23 September 2011

Cost: £300 / £200 concessions

Dot Dog Dot Cat

Polly Dog

Polly Dog

As domain names grow scarcer they add new top level domains (the “dot co dot uk” or whatever) like the incoming .xxx that Fasthosts keep telling me to use. For what, I don’t know, unless it’s this.

It seems that ICANN, the organisation in charge of organising these things, has opened up the world of top level domains, previously restricted to just 22 options (.com, .org, etc etc), to applications for new ones, the deadline being January 2012.

Now I’ve no wish to run a general top level domain, but I’d love to see .dog and .cat come into this world. After all, if the internet surged forwards thanks to porn first, it’s dogs and cats which have taken up most of the rest of the space. I’d love to have a website called polly.dog for instance.

And how cool would it be for Battersea Dog’s Home to be battersea.dog?  And indeed for the cat side of the home to be battersea.cat? And what about Youtube.dog and Youtube.cat? Ah, the possibilities are endless! Ok, they’re not endless, they’re sort of restricted to dogs and cats, but you get the idea. If you’re an internet spod who knows how to make things like this happen, go on, make it happen. It’d be cool.

Arse.

I know this is a film-oriented blog but, well, when you’re an Arsenal fan and you’ve seen a defeat like the one we’ve just been put through sometimes you want to make sense of it all. This chap here commenting on the Guardian’s website says it almost perfectly for me:

hackneygriffin
28 August 2011 10:02PM
Wenger’s being hoisted by a petard with his name on it. But I remain surprised that fans and pundits are placing the current destruction at his doorstep. Especially with the glaringly obvious role the owners of Premiership clubs have had on their recent fortunes.

Arsenal have steadily made a small collection of people staggeringly rich. They’ve achieved more for less than any other club in the Premiership, finishing high enough up the table and staying long enough in the CL to bring in huge sums of money, whilst investing far less in their squad, and their squad’s wages, than their rivals. They’ve watched club after club outspend them in the premiership, and player after player thank them for transforming him from sparkling child to millionaire man by leaving the moment someone offers them a few (or a lot) thousands of pounds more a week than the thousands of pounds a week they already earn each week.

Amongst this Wenger has competed successfully, he’s sold players for more than they cost, he’s moulded a side that play attractive football and he has never, once, like a true solider blamed his superiors. In fact he has been the most marvellous general. And because of that it is very easy to believe Arsenal begins and ends with him. But come on people, and especially you Richard Williams and other sports journalists who believe they are worthy of the second half of that title. Arsenal, like all Premiership sides, begin with the man who writes the cheque.

“Ah but he’s got money to spend” you say.

Not on giving Nasri enough money to keep him. Or on the kind of wages Modric would ask for if he were to replace Fabregas.

As the Glazers continue to run Man Utd like their personal chequing account they will continue to bankroll the wages necessary to keep and bring in top talent. Like the £20m Rooney costs a year (and just imagine what that has done for the wage demands of his teammates). Because without the club’s success it will simply collapse. Arsenal however does not exist to fund it’s owners existing businesses or to allow them to live in the style they are accustomed to while those businesses fail, nor does it exist as a plaything (and as a means to acceptance in a western state) for a billionaire owner. Arsenal exists to make a small collection of very rich people richer. And when that’s threatened (or like David Dean they feel they’ve earned enough thank you very much) they will sell. Until then every Arsenal fan out there needs to wake up, stop being so fucking short sighted and pray to God that the only manager able to keep Arsenal competing with clubs with so much more money to spend stays. I hope he goes. The complaining, booing and failure to hold the board accountable doesn’t suggest Arsenal deserve him.

Time and again we’ve seen boardroom instability cause ructions on the pitch. Liverpool being one prime example. Arsenal have had all sorts of things going on and now have two new owners. I wouldn’t be as harsh on some of the people who have now gone – Danny Fiszman and Ken Friar are no longer of this earth, and were the architects of the plan we were all sold on. Move to a bigger stadium to compete with the big boys, get cash from redeveloping the land at Highbury and around Ashburton Grove, stick with youngsters until money would permit competing for the biggest signings. This plan seemed to be working, almost. There was a promise of things to come there. However, now Fiszman and Friar have gone and we are left with silent Stan owning most of the club, and Usmanov most of the rest, we are in a new era, one that has been destabilising for the club for some time now. It is very easy to blame Wenger because he takes all the flak, but it is behind the scenes that you have to wonder what’s going on.

Are we being deliberately run down? Everything is certainly being squeezed – 6% rises in ticket prices, the most expensive stadium in the country by far to go and visit, about £70m made from players sold this year alone (add to that the £40m from Adebayor and Toure). Where’s that money going? I, frankly, cannot believe it is Arsene Wenger ’sticking to his principles’ that means this money isn’t being spent. Not long before the board last said the usual “there is money there for signings” we reported a loss for the first time in a long time.

Something is up.

Hopefully it’s not Arsene’s time at the club.